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starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

gallavichings:

i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do


I did not know this happened. #savedtogooglelater :)

gallavichings:

i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do

I did not know this happened. #savedtogooglelater :)

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

eyeb0t:

things i’m okay with: white male protagonists

things i’m not okay with: literally every protagonist being a white male protagonist

georagayt:

officialcdj:

xaigatomon:

blazer-replies:

spookyram:

romanimperial:

whatsayyousir:

teatray-inthesky:

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forever reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG.

iT GOT BETTER

THE SECOND I SCROLLED TO THE SKYRIM PIC I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND IT’S LIKE 2:15 IN THE MORNING HOLY CRAP

ALWAYS reblog :-)

This is fantastic

hierophilic:

outlawpoet:

aconnormanning:

"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"

Actual idol

when carrey is serious, it’s often devastating. i really wish he did more sincere stuff. 

holy fucking shit tho.

  • me:

    watching tv show

  • me:

    looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds

  • me:

    misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

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I had to exit your latest video because I find you so unbearable

rj4gui4r:

Good riddance

agreed!

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.